Some Jokes in English للتعلم السريع
عنوان الموضوع : Some Jokes in English للتعلم السريع
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly
married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
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>>>> الرد الأول :
تسلمين امل عمري على طلتك الحلوه وتحياتي لج
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>>>> الرد الثاني :
تسلم الملوكي على ردك الرائع وتحياتي لك
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>>>> الرد الثالث :
ههههههههههههههههه
ثانكيووووووووووووووووو وردة
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>>>> الرد الرابع :
تسلمين صدوووقه على طلتج الحلوه وتحياتي لج
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>>>> الرد الخامس :
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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loOoOoOOoOoOooOol
hahahahahaha
that`s me
yah i can tell
there is no options
hahahahahaaaaa
thanx SWEETY
