still single..why...so funny للدراسة

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Hear is a little jock ...thought it would be funny!



A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, But how on earth did you know that?"



The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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>>>> الرد الأول :

I really liked the joke of urs i'll be waiting 4 more
thank u sis 4 ur participation in this type of fourm
Let allah bless u

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>>>> الرد الثاني :

nice joke " Daleen https://v.3bir.net/images/smilies/za.gif https://v.3bir.net/images/smilies/za.gif "

i realy laughed about it

you have a great sense of humer

i hope we will hear from your jokes soon

and i"m with Zahra that not all who are single should be ugly

looooooooooooool


my regades

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>>>> الرد الثالث :

ZAHRA thank you alot for your reply


I will be blissful when I see you happy


as I can I will write more jokes

just for your eyes

DEAR JAWHARA

I agree with you not all the girls who are single are ugly too

the greatest example is ME
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>>>> الرد الرابع :

thanks for your subject


as you want to be single

ok ok

dont warry

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>>>> الرد الخامس :

UR welcome

Al-balushi

thanx 2 ur replay

see u soon and take care